Thank you for the kind welcoming.

Yes, the human female sexual response is not adequately understood. We began our probe by asking humaniod females to explain their responses which varied from multi-orgamic bliss to frigid lack of interest. We were unsatisfied with the answers and so I have been charged with conducting personal research by assuming the form of a sexually desireable female who will mate with numerous humaniod males and engage in forming various emotional and romantic bonds with her sexual partners.

So far I am finding the experiment to be pleasureable though I have found myself often strangely and particularly desiring an electrical vibrating phyallic device more than some of the men I have slept with who I met in your typical drinking establishments.

I am also interested to know in the size, shape and performance atttributes of your manly member. Presently I have adequate number of male subjects for my experiement but am collecting data in case of contigency.

Good day to you kindly male carbon-based humaniod life form. Or stud muffins, may I call you for short?