you need to have an advice column Zarcon... what sage wisdom would you impart?
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Re: Ask Zarcon...
Sun, February 20, 2005 - 6:11 PMi will give as much advice as i can offer. direct from uzbekistan. so, ask away. -
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Mon, February 21, 2005 - 1:18 PMZarcon..i need some adivce. My horoscope this month says that i will be meeting my soul mate soon. Has your zarcon radiosensormeter sensed anything? Let me know,..
by the way thank you so much for your help with that thing at that thingy the other day
peas on earth! -
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Tue, February 22, 2005 - 5:03 PMmy zarcon radiosensormeter analysis shows that you have a 86.13% chance of encountering your zoul-mate next month. there is also a 45.3% chance of thunderstorms. -
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Wed, February 23, 2005 - 2:08 PMZarcon, when I was in the Marines 22 expeditionary in Afghanistan a few years ago, we found some remains of a space ship on the northern border. It was a very thin material, like nylon, but indestructible. There were also some "tubes and cubes" we called it. Just a lot of tubes going into spheriods and boxes. We don't know if it was life support or a power drive or what. Nobody wanted to touch it.
We called in the CIA but the whole thing just disappeared before the first helicopter arrived.
What gives? Is this your type of space ship, or some other space dude's vessel?
If you can answer, I would be much obliged.
Hope you are having a good time and making friends on our planet. If the Ubeke's are not showing you a good time, I'll take you down to Mexico and we can party! -
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Sun, February 27, 2005 - 11:21 PMthat? it was an old board game i threw away. "zarcopoly", i believe it was... don't worry about it, it's not important. the game sucks, anyway.
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Unsu...
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Tue, March 1, 2005 - 12:07 PMI would like to learn astral projection or telepathy.
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Unsu...
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Tue, March 8, 2005 - 10:45 AMWith your strikingly gorgeous eyes and my beautiful, long flowing antenna... I think we would make marvelous looking children.
Do you not agree? -
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Tue, March 8, 2005 - 11:57 PMthe last time i made love to a machine i woke up in a drunken stupor with a transistor shoved up my zorbum! no thanks -
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Unsu...
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Wed, March 9, 2005 - 8:05 AMZarcon, why did you choose Uzbekistan as your hood? -
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 3:18 PMWas the transistor silicon or germanium?
The germanium ones don't hurt so bad.
You must really watch out for the mosfet type. ooh. Those hurt. -
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Unsu...
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 5:14 PMZarcon, are you sexually compatible with humans? If so, did you ever sleep over Michael Jackson's house? -
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Unsu...
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 5:20 PMI think Zarcon is already on the defense's witness list.
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 12:50 AMuzbekistan is my hood for now, yo. i was dropped off by the zarconian mothership here. my crib is deep underground in a small island in the middle of the aral sea. from here i can do my research and communicate with the outside world via the internet. uzbekistan does not have a high-speed internet connection, though. i make due with a 1200 baud modem i bought at the marketplace. dial-up sucks!
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Unsu...
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Fri, March 11, 2005 - 12:42 AMZarcon... but I love you...
you can't resist... I know it. -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 12:52 AMif you really love me, you would bring me some squid placentas... i heard some more squid washed up on the long beach shores the other day. -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 8:39 AMThey did wash up, but that was over a month ago, they have now been swept away by the DEA due to excessive teenage collection and misuse. On earth, the teenagers are quite precocious... I can only imagine what they are like on Zarconia.. anyhoo, the placentas are real hard to come by an dthe black market price is rising. If you had shown more interest when I let you know abou them, I could have horded a huge collection in my British top loading freezer I keep body parts in, in the Garage. We do love you and we will all keep an eye out now that we know that is a delcacy. Sorry from all on the west coast.
Keep it real Z
Peace out B
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Sat, March 12, 2005 - 2:30 PMZarcon...why is there no photo album for this tribe? I had/have a question, but wanted to post the related photo with it... -
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Sat, March 12, 2005 - 3:08 PMhey I found a very old picture... and uploaded it. Now we have a photo album... if anybody else has an photo they want to share why not.
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Unsu...
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 12:19 PMZarcon, what arguements can I offer those who advocate revenge? I don't like it. I prefer if people take a diplomatic stance and talk about their differences, goodwill towards all kinda thing.
However, I have a hard time convincing some of my fellow earthlings. Any advice my enlightened friend? -
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Tue, May 10, 2005 - 7:43 AMdear big Z daddy ,
i have this freind who who keeps trying to convince me that revenge is bad, how can i take revenge on him for this? -
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Thu, May 19, 2005 - 5:26 PMRevenge is usually not always a good thing...but if it is absolutely necessary,..try using words as revenge ,..i guess humans would say "kill them with kindness!?"..ziao!
zugs no drugs!
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