Such milky smooth skin and such a sparkle of youth in that eye.
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Fri, February 18, 2005 - 10:37 PMI don't know . . .
Please, tell us your secret Zarcon.
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Sat, February 19, 2005 - 3:21 PMI'll bet his atmosphere has a higher concentration of oxygen than ours does -
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Sat, February 19, 2005 - 8:35 PMZarcon strikes Me as a chap or chassie for that matter that likes a bath of goats milk and a steady diet of rice and beer, a strong regiment of longboarding and people watching..
then again that's just My little image of the lil' spark.
Zarcon is an Ultra savage.
end of story.
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Sat, February 19, 2005 - 11:29 PMAll I know about Zarcon, and this might be minor compared to the info you all have, is that Zarcon feeds on the placenta's of mentally challenged giant squid. We had a breach of giant squid in Long Beach a few months back... Notice the inception date of Zarcon to Tribe. Coincidence or murder? -
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Sat, February 19, 2005 - 11:34 PMcoincidence, mr. bonkmaster -
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Sat, February 19, 2005 - 11:49 PMHow do you injest? Is it orally? Please tell me your secrets to keeping those eyes so glossy and taunting... -
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Sun, February 20, 2005 - 4:56 AMI think its orally, however with zarcon so many things are a mystery?......i think zarcon is asexual......hmmmmmm
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Sun, February 20, 2005 - 6:21 PMoral ingestion is how all zarconians process sustenance. i would have eaten the high-protein placentas of the mentally deficient giant squid, but i am located in uzbekistan, on the other side of planet earth.
i am having difficulty acclimating to the uzbek diet of potatoes and vodka. fortunately, my replicator is working quite well and i am enjoying a constant flow of nucleonic peptides mixed with hollandaise sauce. delicious! -
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Sun, February 20, 2005 - 8:31 PMMMmmm that does sound delicous. I was aware of your replicator but I thought it was on the fringe... sorry.
I was under the impression that your time hole disruption modulator was working efficiently and thus, you could dine on placentas in Long Beach and inhale the vile undersea extremeties washed up in the Aleutian beaches within the same hour, maybe as your desert?
I may be wrong, but I am just need to feel more of you than your milky smooth skin. I need more of your mental connection. Am I being to needy? I feel like the woman in this realtionship!
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Mon, February 21, 2005 - 2:44 PMi WISH i had a time hole disruption modulator. i was provided a hyperspace trans-debogulator. it only works between here and planet zarcon.
if you want to share a greater mental connection, i have a strap-on double cranial re-zarbitizer. you would have to come to uzbekistan, though.
and if you do, could you bring some of those squid placentas? -
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Wed, February 23, 2005 - 2:12 PMI'd like to take a look at this place called uzbekistan. What exactly to you guys get off on there? -
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Wed, February 23, 2005 - 2:19 PMZarcon, do you have a date for the prom?
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Wed, February 23, 2005 - 2:40 PMBack off, Tuba, that Zarcon is mine! -
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Wed, February 23, 2005 - 5:45 PMYeah, he is pretty hot, huh -
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Unsu...
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Wed, February 23, 2005 - 8:30 PMOh, yeah! -
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Wed, February 23, 2005 - 8:42 PMZarcon's sex and gender remain undisclosed. Yet you two rum lasses refer to Zarcon as "he." Do you know something we do not?
Zarcon, how do you feel about intimate relations with humans? Is this something that interests you?
I hope you are not put off by these forward women trying to mate with you. It is intended as a compliment. It is one of the highest compliments we humans can bestow upon another. As you study our customs, you will find that we place great emphasis on the physical act of reproduction. -
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Wed, February 23, 2005 - 10:17 PMIt's Botox...
I saw him in beverly hills last week getting injections.
btw - i know a surgeon who will do wonders with that big forhead of yours
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Fri, February 25, 2005 - 2:41 AMoh ZARCON....!!!! everyone wants to rub your Nub. -
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Fri, February 25, 2005 - 11:48 AMI have been fortunate enough to be astrally filled with the seed of Zarcon. I look forward to its awakening, and my subsequent devouring.
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Sun, February 27, 2005 - 10:58 PMintimate relations with human females is not my first choice. however, if the right female were to come along, i would not object...
but i wish to clarify the mating habits of zarconians--
we do not reproduce the same way that earth-based mammals do- conception is achieved through a telepathic unison between two zarconian mates. the 'female' expels a nutrient-rich encapsulated sphere which contains the genetic information for the offspring. the sphere is placed into a sustainable environment, and cellular mitosis occurs within the object until the nutrients contained within are used up. the newly developed zarconian emerges from its protective casing and begins its new life.
in short, we lay eggs.
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Mon, February 28, 2005 - 11:55 AMDo the eggs look like your head? Is that a head, or your anus. Hard to tell, since you are so different. -
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Tue, March 8, 2005 - 11:50 PMfunny, mr bonkmaster-- i was going to ask you the same question!
except i have 2 anuses -
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Wed, March 9, 2005 - 2:50 PMThat sounds fun, how do you use them... I want pictures, we do that here on earth, we share pictures to elevate awareness of each other so that we can learn and involve our hearts into anothers'.
Have you heard of Pornography? Unfortunately in our limited world the term is subjective and not well defined, but it is usually referring to act of deviant behavior given to socially acceptable norms. Whatever those may be, hence the ridiculous nebulous term Pornography, well my question to you is... do you have any? I want alien porn... there, I said it, if you have some zipthornian miltigiigyye with that long truss extender I am so down, I love that stuff. -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 1:02 AMpornography? i wish i had some. i am interested, but trying to download porn over a 1200 baud connection in uzbekistan is like waiting for my squid placentas to arrive from Long Beach.
zarconians have no alien porn. the closest thing i have to that is my trusty anal zorbitron. it was mostly used several decades ago when anal probing was at its' peak. it's highly invasive, and was used to scan the brain waves of captive humans. ideally, it could have been used through the nose or ear- the orifices closest to the brain- but we opted to go through the anus. it's much more interesting that way. -
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 8:34 AMThat does sound exciting and stimulating. Do you or any of your friends/relatives have any video or film of that process. I have a really different collection and that would be a sweet cherry for the collection... -
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 2:21 PMIts Zarcon time! -
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 3:35 PMDon't tell MC Hammer.
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Re: How Does Zarcon keep looking so fresh and young?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 10:22 PMi personally don't have any.. but i have found a place that you might find enjoyable.
go to xxxspacegirls.us/ -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 12:16 AMHmmm, not what I was thinking but fun all the same... -
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Mon, March 28, 2005 - 2:04 PMI thought you werent that into girls, Zarcon....what's up with THAT?? -
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Wed, March 30, 2005 - 8:59 PMI want to make love to you, Zarcon, baby, ooh baby. I want you.
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